BioZombie (1998)

Blimey! Its the allusive movie review.
Recently I watched a movie called BioZombie (Sun faa sau si). Its a comedy about these two ne'er do wells that manage a video store in a Hong Kong shopping mall. When they go to get their bosses car from the mechanic they accidentally hit a business man that has dashed in the middle of the road with the newly fixed car. Thinking him dead they try to revive him with a soft drink that was in his briefcase. When the soft drink doesn't work they stuff the business man in the trunk of the car, leaving him there while they work at the video store. While the business man is in the trunk of the car he miraculously turns into a zombie. The zombie breaks out of the trunk and starts walking around the parking garage of the mall. While on his journey he attacks and consumes a security guard under a car. What looks like an entire bucket of blood spills from under the car. Now I don't know much about anatomy but that looked like too much blood to come from one person that quickly. Anyway the zombie manages to get inside the shopping mall.
Somehow the zombies in this movie have emotions. A sushi chef that was turned into a zombie had a crush on a girl that worked at a nail salon and after the zombification process has finished he still loves her.  He even gets her precious moments crap. And we all know that's creepier than the fact the he's a ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!
The zombie makeup is gross looking. The zombies are all bumpy and green. Everyone is all dusty too. Its weird. Probably just the powder that made them look pale. Still it bothered me whenever the main characters hit the zombies and then they were surrounded by a giant cloud. But hey. Whatever works.
Anyway my step dad and I couldn't stop laughing. I definitely recommend you watch it. Also there is a language setting called engrish.

Question 1

A guy that just tried to kill you is impaled through the leg on a spiky fence and zombies are closing in.
What do you do?
Leave him for the zombies.
Remove the leg and save him.
Leave him, take the leg.

Whats your reasoning?

I did not make this scenario. I take no credit.

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The Walking Dead mid-season premier. Note

Need to catch up before the new episodes? Tonight at 8/7c AMC is showing the entire series, right up to the premier of the new episode "Nebraska".

The Walking Dead mid-season premier.

Are you exited? The Walking Dead mid-season premier is this Sunday. Don't miss it!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!!

Today is George A. Romero's 72nd  birthday. How are you celebrating? 

Did you know that he started making movies at the age of 14 with a 8mm camera? 

"I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!"

                                        - George A. Romero  

Land of the Dead

One question. Where can I get Dead Reckoning? Today I watched Land of the Dead and I loved it. At first when I saw the zombie "playing" the tuba I wasn't to impressed. Like the zombie picking up the rock in Night of The Living Dead and hitting Barbra's window it bugged me. Then I figured I would just have to live with it to get through the movie. So when the good stuff started happening I was pumped. It all started when Simon Baker and some kid saw the mechanic zombie called Big Daddy. Big Daddy  is kind of the leader of the gigantic horde of zombies and he can communicate with the others. Which makes it really creepy. Also Big Daddy learns to use a gun. Yeah, I'm not kidding. While on a trip for supplies a small group of survivors drive into a small town off of Pittsburgh. The town is totally dead. A kid gets bit by a police officer zombie. Saying that he doesn't want to become a walker he shoots himself in the face. It was the right thing to do. Riley (Simon Baker) thought that they could possibly could save him. First rule in the zombie apocalypse is cut all emotional ties dude. Clearly he didn't study up on the subject like some people. If my cousin was attacked by a zombie and turned zombie, he wouldn't live that long. I've had a talk with almost all of my family members getting their permission to kill them if they turn. I recommend  you folks do the same thing.